I looked abnormally cute on Wednesday. So cute, in fact, that my students figured I must be going on a date later. They teased me, I rolled my eyes. The next day, I had this exchange with a few of my students.
Student A: "Sooooo....how was your date Ms. G?"
Me : (eye roll) "Do your bell work."
Student A: "No, really. What's his name?"
Student A: "Seriously, Ms. What's his name?"
Student B: (walking up behind student A) "Couch"
Me: "That's about right. I sat on the couch, ate tostadas, and watched hockey."
Student A: "So you got lucky?"